Drive-Thru woes
So the other day, like all healthy diet aficionados, I decide to pick food up from Taco Bell's drive-thru. I order for Beans Chalupa. The conversation goes like this:
“I would like a Beans Chalupa”
“ A Beef Chalupa?? “
“ No..no…a Chalupa with Beans…no Beef”
“OK..no Beans…what about sour cream?”
“No…I want Beans…..no Beef…or Meat “
“ How about Chicken”
“ No Meat of any kind….only Beans and yes, sour cream. And would you repeat it please….”
“You want a Beans Chalupa”
YooooHooooooo
“ Yessss”
After about a couple of miles of driving, I hungrily open up my Chalupa to find a completely alien type of chalupa:
Introducing you to “The Lettuce and Sour Cream Chalupa .............with beans invisible to the human eye" :)
posted by second_wind @ 8:24 PM
14 Comments:
Ah so my friend, they managed to let you experience the feeling of being "fool" from the Big Bell Value menu, see. (courtesy - the Spare the Beans Foundation.)
Now, now... Before you go and start villifying poor Taco Bell, let me tell you what really happened....
I was working the late shift in Taco Bell last night... While placing her order, Second Wind decided to 'Break Wind'... This one was still okay.... The she let a second one rip.... Then a third... Jamaal, who was taking the order was llike "Daaaaaaaammmn!!"... T'Keyah, who was preparing the Chalupa, said "Oh, hellll no, this sista aint getting no more beans!!"
I do like the name "Full of Shitix" better ;)
Welcome to the blogging world to let out your wind :)
Man, I hate Taco Bell. They NEVER get my order right! Lol!
hehehe...so moral of the story...never rely on TacoBell..start cooking at home..;)
I've eaten what she cooks.. Trust me, TacoBell, no matter what they give you, is a much safer option ;);)
Btw, am just curious.. Just how do deaf & dumb people place an order at the drive-through ?
And how come there is no Braille menu for blind drivers ? If drive-through ATMs in banks can have Braille keypads, then why not at Taco Bell ?
It's discrimination I tell you... I forsee a big class-action lawsuit coming up...
Taco Bell drive-thrus are a disaster...especially when you order grilled stuffed burritos. You usually get a sad little tortilla that could not make its ends meet to be a burrito, and I'm pretty sure 'stuffed' is an inside joke...and 'grilled'?? now, that's pushing it. I think the poor sucker hardly made it to room temperature before Paco gift-wraps it for you.
btw, did u end up eating the lettuce chalupa?
@fossix
man! you have a good imagination :)
@second_wind
You know - that same exact thing happened to my friend - he ordered a bean burrito and got a beaf burrito instead. Poor guy, really liked the taste and all - and then his friend told him it was meat - he actually threw up all of it!
Once at the same Taco bell a Desi was doin his shift .. Bond .. James Bond .. arrived in his usual style in Q's latest BMW.
James ordered the Beans burrito. The desi asks him 4$ for the burrito but our Bond .. James Bond gives him only 1.5$ !!!!
The taco bell desi asks him for the rest of the money ...
Guess what's Bond reply to the desi ?!!!!!
Dhai (2.5) another day !!! :o)
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Ding da da Ding da da Ding da da
Ta da da daaaaa tadaaaa .. ta da daaa tadaaaa
Thats hilarious :))
hey funn"Y" bear..is it you again..??
@votre cherie
You know, that same exact thing that happened to me too... but instead, i got a bean burrito when i had ordered a beef burrito... this one was packed with nothing but refried beans...
but since i had driven too far off i decided to eat the bean burrito... it wasnt all that bad... till my pet chihuahua who was sitting in the seat behind me in my convertible decided to light up a cigerette...
my memory is kinda hazy about the events that transpired after that... though i do remember reading the headlines in the local paper the next morning
"A Flaming Meteor Was Seen Low Over The Horizon Last Night"
@tf - can empathize with you here :)
@ ps2,fosix - have to agree with fosix here for once...but amigo Taco Bell is where you are having your dinner the next time around
@M3 - I was so famished that i actually enjoyed my lettuce chalupa :)
@cherie - it is a vegetarian's nightmare....ur poor friend
@pj's chihuahua - cigarette smoking is injurious to health
Just FYI, Jose Julio Jesus Javier Hernandez, my pet chihuahua, is suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome, a result of an 'incident' I am not at liberty to disclose due to legal reasons... The 'cigrettes' he smokes are actually filled with medical marijuana, not tobacco... So lets just cut the dog some slack, shall we?
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